"PICK OF THE LITTER" is now available at Smashwords!
New edition for 2014, with new cover art and revised text!
In “Pick of the Litter,” we meet Alice Moore, a spoiled daughter of privilege who rejects a hapless suitor and uses his mistake to fund a vacation on her daddy’s dime. She and her best friend jet off to paradise even as Jeremy, Alice’s would-be paramour, is left jobless and bereft. Or is he? Soon both women discover that Jeremy’s high-tech know-how makes him far less hapless than they dreamed…
Get it here: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/429758
Be on the lookout for “A Short Leash,” “Making Muffy,” and “Best Served Cold,” coming up soon!
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Never, EVER forget that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Larger breed exemplars like this Raven Cauc make a lovely cowslut, fuckmutt, or Sexretary for any discerning Owner or Mistress. Why limit yourself to one breed or class when there’s so many different gorgeous domestic animals to enjoy and customize?
While the MasterPiece 3000™ system is best known for allowing conversions throughout three different modes, it can also be customized to incorporate nanite conversions from all three selected modes in a single phase.
Here we see Jiggles, a Tawny Cauc and former college student captured and converted during a routine Acquisition Squad run in the islands that dot the border with the Canadian Free State. This particular pet is in a custom mode designed by her Owner.
Bringing together the effects of BimboMaxx™, BitchMaker™, and ManneQueen™ nanites, this mode allows Jiggles to be used as a literal fucktoy for her Owner, with on-the-fly adjustments possible if He desires more doll-like or fuckmutt-like behavior, with multiple levels of Bimbo enhancements available using the same voice-driven interface.
Having a cunt: the ultimate competence disqualifier.
Ana Rica. A lovely Latin Brindle suitable for CowSlut or FuckMutt conversion, although combining both with a FuckDoll conversion via the MasterPiece 3000™ system would be ideal.
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Q:Do mistresses partake in heterosexual relationships with owners? I can't think whether that has ever been addressed in your world. If so, are there any rule about how those relationships work?
Hi there! Thanks for writing.
Mistresses and Owners generally share interests, but not a bed. In addition, ownership of assets and concern for protection of bloodlines, sub-breeds, and intellectual property mean that while some Mistresses may occasionally sleep with an Owner, they do not commonly wed.
That said, some popular celebrity couples are famous for their work in the Domestic Animal arena, supporting innovation and welfare for these beloved companions, amusements, and servants. In a less public sphere, in many hetero couples, the Owner who is attracted to a particular Mistress will suggest a partnership for the purposes of tax reduction and property protection, and if She is so inclined, they will team up in either a romantic or platonic partnership (such contractual engagements almost always involve extensive legal wrangling to protect the interests of all parties involved, as well as the value of any Fuckmutts, Cowsluts, Pigsluts, Whorses, Bimbos, Sexretaries, ManneQueens, FuckDolls, etc. that are owned by either party).
This should not be confused with more traditional couples where an Owner has merely purchased an Exemption for one or more of His domestic animals, who are then not subject to the full scope of the Leash Laws, but do not possess ownership, property or voting rights. These Exempted Animals are generally unmodified (or minimally modified to suit the tastes of their Owner), but retain their role as semi-citizens, rather than full Domestic Animals (but are still subject to conversion should the exemption be revoked due to non-payment, violation of the law, or terrorist activity).
Hundehersteller Industries cares about its Customer-Citizens! If you’d like more information on economic and other incentives related to marriage, or would like to learn more about the Registered Mistress program, please contact your local Department of Domestic Animal Management (DODAM) or call 1-888-LEASHED.
Have a powerful day!
Q:how does one become a mistress or were they ll decided before the leash laws came into place
Hello, and thanks for writing!
Becoming a Registered Mistress is a valid choice for between three and five percent of females every year (with occasional spikes, depending on immigration and Exemptions). In general, women who plan to become Registered Mistresses have made their orientation and intent clear by early in their secondary education, so as to be ready by the time they reach their Eligibility Day at age 18. Women immigrating to the United States and other Hundehersteller-held territories are of course entitled to register, provided they can prove their intentions with at least two domestic animals for conversion and a willingness to undergo vetting by the Registration board.
In order to weed out women attempting to escape the Leash Laws or would-be She-Wolf trainees, all Registered Mistresses are required to convert a standard female from the general population pool into their first pet. Like Owners (i.e., males), they generally choose a domestic animal or two they intend to convert on Eligibility Day, and many Registered Mistresses convert a friend or partner as their Initial Conversion.
In addition, Registered Mistresses are required to receive a dose of Semper Fido™ nanites. These nanites allow for control and subjugation by authorities during investigations, as well as immediate conversion to a domestic animal should the Mistress be proven to have violated Hundehersteller Industries law.
The nanites also grant immunity from other strains of nanite conversion, and include some body customization controls and custom Living Latex, depending on the options the Mistress selects during Registration.
Mistresses, whether native or immigrant enjoy the same citizenship rights as Owners, including property ownership and enfranchisement.
Hundehersteller Industries is invested in the well-being of its Customer-Citizens! For more information on Registered Mistress program, contact your local Department of Domestic Animal Management (DODAM) or call 1-888-LEASHED.
Have a powerful day!
Carla smiled as she looked down at the barking, drooling bitches competing for her attention. Every one of them was eager to please, eager to serve, eager to obey.
She’d been teased by these same bitches when they were in classes at Uni. Stephanie had been the worst of the bunch. “Oh, here comes the dyke. We all know why YOU’RE at cheerleading practice. Don’t let her creep on you, ladies!”
The 23rd century, and she still had to deal with idiots. Yeah, it was a rural college, but equality for LGBT folks had been law for the better part of three centuries by this point. Some people were just determined to be hateful.
After four years of mocking in the halls and being cornered in the bathroom by Stephanie and her cronies, Carla had decided to give herself a graduation present. Step one was applying to become a Registered Mistress. Step two? A quick phone call explaining exactly where the Southern Alberta University Cheerleading Squad bus—packed with Senior cheerleaders and majorettes—would be traveling for its final away game.
The Acquisition Squad took care of the rest. Her share of the take was full citizenship in the States, her Mistress license, and of course, her new litter of horny and obedient bitches.
Carla’s reverie was interrupted by an excited yap and a quick lick on her hand from the former Stephanie. “Ok, ok, calm down, Snooty. We’ll finish walkies and then you can have a nice…treat…when we get home. You ALL can.”
Smiling, Carla led the dumb bitches down the path.
Q:What has happened to the cartoons children watch, depicting adult toons? Surely Minnie Mouse is no longer allowed to be Mickey's equal, right?
Hello, and thanks for writing!
Much of the media from the Age of False Equality has either been archived for academics or faded away. Cartoons remain popular, but they, like all media, feature characters and themes where domestic animals (Registered Mistresses being an obvious exception) are cast in roles appropriate to their station*. With more than two centuries separating us from Leashing Day, few outside of the Hundehersteller Industries elite (endowed with the nanite enhancements that grant not only near-immortality, but commensurate youth) know of, let alone remember, the Disney-that-was. All that said, nostalgia does occasionally rear its head, and new versions of Scooby Doo, Looney Tunes, and Masters of the Universe are very popular, although perhaps unrecognizable to anyone familiar with their 20th-century analogs.
This applies to all media; for example, one of the most popular shows, Charlie’s Afghans, features a rotating cast of fuckmutts who assist their Owner and his assistant, Barksley, in solving crimes.
The 278th season of MTV’s The Real World is quite popular as well. It’s always good to get a mix of Mistresses, Owners, and a dozen or so Domestic Animals trying to win an Exemption before the house rules put them in a cage, under a desk, or on a leash.
Hundehersteller Industries appreciates its customer-citizens! For more information, contact the media officer at your local Department of Domestic Animal Management (DODAM) office, or call 1-888-LEASHED.
Have a powerful day!
*AN IMPORTANT NOTE FOR HISTORIANS AND THOSE OUTSIDE OF H.I. TERRITORY: Females don’t reach the age of eligibility until 18, and don’t undergo any sort of nanite therapy until that day (this allows for the purchase of Exemptions and also Permanent Exemptions for those whose families choose to send them to countries outside the Hundehersteller Industries domain. However, they are raised to accept the fundamental principle that between 95 and 97 percent of all domestic animals will be converted to a role befitting their status and assigned or sold upon reaching their Eligibility Day.
"If we leave the bar with you, you’re not going to turn us into bimbos, are you?"
€ Krisi! That’s rude! €
"I don’t mean to be rude, Mister. It’s just the last guy we left a bar with went and turned us into bimbos, so I gotta ask."
€ Krisi, you dummy! *giggle* It’s the same guy! €
“Nuh-uh, Tiffi! That guy was all creepy. This guy is dreamy. *giggle* I’m totally going to blow him. I just want to make sure he’s not going to turn us into bimbos again.”
+ i’m pretty sure that would be redundant at this point Krisi. +
"Well o.k. then! As long as it’s redundant, I guess it’s all right to turn us into bimbos!"
€ I didn’t even know we could be redundant bimbos! *giggle* Does that mean we’ll have bigger titties? €
SUE-EEE! (Manip set by Maria)
Sue’s a little slutty, and while she hates her pig of an ex, she’s not above using his connections—or her tits—to get what she wants. Unfortunately for Sue, a sharp tongue and uppity attitude can have serious consequences…
Diane was worried. Crystal was after her job. HER job. The one she’d worked more than two decades to secure. It hadn’t been easy, what with her being both a lesbian AND a minority. But she’d persevered.
And now this little cunt came along, sucking up (pun intended) to the men in the boardroom, angling for a job that by rights should be Diane’s for at least another ten years. She’d sacrificed everything—a social life, relationships, children—for the company, and now they were going to give her job to some trumped-up bitch.
So when a friend down at Labris, the one bar she allowed herself to visit when it all got to be too much, passed her a pamphlet on G.O.O.D. D.O.G.S. and the rest of the Leash Laws, Diane knew exactly what she had to do. Her registration form was sent out before she even had her coffee the next day. By the next week, she was injecting the Semper Fido™ loyalty nanites and shoving the card that declared her a Registered Mistress into her wallet.
A few weeks later, Crystal ran into Diane outside her office. The smug little twit was eyeing her furniture. “Probably trying to decide how to redecorate,” thought Diane.
"Oh, hiiiii, Diane” said Crystal, smiling her fakest smile.
"Hello, Crystal. I’m surprised to see you here. I thought you would’ve been on one of those ridiculous "Freedom Barges" those She-Wolf idiots organized."
"Oh, I’m not going anywhere,” said Crystal. “Charlie’s promised me a prize position at the company. He said he knows all about those so-called Leash Laws, and he’s already taken care of everything. If anybody should be leaving, well…” she glanced at Diane meaningfully.
"Is that so?" said Diane. "I think I’ll stick around. See how things play out."
"It’s your funeral," said Crystal, flouncing away.
It was a conversation both women would replay in their heads for years to come, but only one of them would smile while doing so.